Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I’ve just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you to stop what you’re doing and listen. Cannonball!! -Anchorman
Ok, now that you are paying attention I will start my daily rant. Today was, well how do you say it, BORING! Another day of scouring the internet and job websites for work with no luck. And it is just so frustrating too. Out of 100 postings, maybe 15 are legitimate jobs with potential. The rest are scams!!! Maybe I should just start pimping out some of my friends and make a living that way. I mean some of them sleep around anyway, so why not make some money from their hard work. Or better yet, I could just plant some herbs in the garden, pick them, dry them and try to pass them off as marijuana and make some cash that way. I mean what harm would that cause- it would only make them taste better right? Or maybe I can just reply to the 100 emails I get a week from Africa, Nigeria and Somalia telling me that 1 million dollars is mine if I would just send them my name, number, social security information, and pay $100 for processing. I mean I know I am a badass, but I just didn’t realize how many people knew that and have chosen me to give their inheritances too. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Please, do people REALLY fall for that crap! I guess so, because if they didn’t, I don’t think they would still be sending those emails 5-10 years later. I am quickly running out of options here…. Someone, anyone…. Feel free to offer up some creative suggestions, as long as it is legal. Also, I woke up to a nice ‘treat’ from Sully, my youngest Pit-bull! I think he thinks his mommy likes to wake up to the rotten stench of his treats, which I can assure you I DON’T!!! Not the way I like to start my days off. Anyway, time to get busy and be productive… I will touch base later this evening. Happy day people!
Ok peeps, I’m back. I don’t know how long I will be able to sit here in this room and write, Sully seems to have some issues today and is making a lot of ‘music’ with his bottom. I may be fumigated out of here shortly. J But anyway, not a very entertaining day today. I was suppose to take my niece to visit a friend, but she never called us back so that was a wasted effort. I really wish my best friend Jenn would move back to this shitpot city so I can see her and her daughter more. BUT, some psycho baby daddy drama drove her right out of town. She is in Mississippi now, so you know the drama had to have been bad for her to run to Mississippi of all the places in the US to choose from. But I am keeping my fingers crossed she may come back soon- if not, that will suck. I will end up kidnapping her ass if I have to to get her back. I can’t handle and deal with some of these stupid Dallas people on my own. Its at least a 2 man job! If you have ever lived here, you would know what I mean by that. I have NEVER met more thousandaires living in one city! And that’s not the worst part either. The worst thing is that nowadays (damn I sound like my Granny) everyone seems to be sleeping with everyone…. If you date someone more than a month, you come to realize that they have more than likely dated one of your friends or someone close to a friend of yours. The dating pool in Dallas DEFINITELY needs a lot more chlorine. And I’m sorry, but I really don’t like going to bars anymore, I don’t drink coffee, and I don’t have kids, so where the hell does someone go to even meet quality people anymore. The last time I went to a bar I wanted to cry- for myself and for others. I am a people watcher, so as I looked around, I noticed there were sooooo many 30 and 40 year olds there with friends just drinking themselves into an oblivion and their radar seems to need some fine tuning, because EVERYONE that passed them of the opposite sex was a potential victim. I mean do they not care who they end up with as long as it is a warm body? It just seemed so sad and desperate. I really don’t want to date anyone my friends have ever dated. First of all, if they didn’t like him, I probably wont either, and secondly, it would be nasty. Ewww….
Before I forget, I hit a bird with my car today. L I have NEVER hit an animal with my car ever, so it really bothered me. Of course, if you know me- the crazy animal lover/activist, I immediately made a U-turn and went back to the scene of the crime, and happily he was no longer there. My sister said sometimes they just get ‘knocked out’ for a bit, then they will get back up and fly away. I sure hope that is what happened. I would hate to be known as a bird murderer. I’m sure he will be on the lookout for me next time he is flying so low in the area.
Done ranting for a bit. I will check back in a while if my busy schedule permits that is. Haha, that’s about the funniest thing I have heard all day!
Thought of the day: Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic
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